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Friday, August 11, 2006


There's just something i emit that attracts weird people to sit next to in the bus. The first time was with a guy that thinks his bloody balls are bloody big.

He sits with his legs wide open like his sperm is swimming large circles round his larger than life scrotum.

Should've just stretched out my hand and slap his peanuts and say "You think your freaking big is it? Cannot make it can?"

Today was another fella sitting sideways with his bag poking my arm afterwhich he opens his mouth freaking big when he sleeps can!!!!!!!!

The world for me stood still as he slept and slided closer and closer to my shoulder. Like freaking scary lah! Scream XIIIIIXI

Was quite aggitated cause it happened like 3 times so i purposefully adjusted myself to wake him up. And he looked at me. I should've glared back! Muaha!


--hadnothingbettertodoat --
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